What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 11:14

Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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